I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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