I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he thought i was a dude.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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