im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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