it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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