Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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