The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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