the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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