we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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