Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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