what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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