yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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