we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
The ass gains better be worth it
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