ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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