I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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