I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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