just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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