You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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