So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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