your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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