Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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