Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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