the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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