i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm at about main and main street
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
