OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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