The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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