Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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