I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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