On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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