The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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