but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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