Dual....:-)
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
