Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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