if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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