I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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