I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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