You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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