This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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