plz talk dirty to me
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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