please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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