so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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