You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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