Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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