Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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