my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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