At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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