whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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