Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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