If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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