well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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