your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?