Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.