Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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