Taylor Swift is so right about you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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