Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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