I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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