Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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