I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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