? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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